Tiny Perfusion Letter #717
Tiny Perfusion Letter
We have another song… (we can’t help it…😬)
Sorry, not sorry
For added effect, stick a 36F venous cannula down your throat and try to say “Kuala Lumpur is cool” x 5…
Here we go…
The pump is going on full flow. The repair is done, the patient is warm
It's warm, So warm
The clamp is ready to come off. Just one more thing, they want a hot shot
So hot, Mmm, so hot
They say "Hold on, we’re almost done” The surgeon doesn’t care if you’re ready or not
They look at the student and that's not a look for love. “Well, give me the shot!”
Woah, we're halfway there! Woah-oh, another 250!
Turn on the knob, and we'll make it, I swear! Woah-oh, another 250!
The student’s got the knob in their hands. The pressure is down, when it used to be up
It’s tough, Ooh, it's tough
Student dreams of runnin' away. When they cry in the night, someone whispers
"Hey, it's okay… Someday"
They say "Hold on, we’re almost done”. The pressure’s still down, and the epi is gone
They look at the student and that is a lot for stress. “Continue the shot!”
Woah, we're halfway there. Woah-oh, another 250
Turn on the knob, and we'll make it, I swear. Woah-oh, another 250
[Guitar Solo]
#enjoyandshare
Fatehi Hassanabad A, Schoettler FI, Kent WDT, Adams CA, Holloway DD et al.
JTCVS Open. 2023 Jul 27;16:389-400 OPEN ACCESS
Levy JH, Sniecinski RM, Maier CL, Despotis GJ, Ghadimi K et al.
J Thromb Haemost. 2024 Jan 11. Online ahead of print OPEN ACCESS
Con: Mechanical Ventilation During Cardiopulmonary Bypass.
Maffezzoni M, Bellini V.
J Cardiothorac Vasc Anesth. 2023 Dec 7. Online ahead of print
Pro: Mechanical Ventilation During Cardiopulmonary Bypass in Adult Cardiac Surgery.
Bignami E, Andrei G.
J Cardiothorac Vasc Anesth. 2024 Jan 10. Online ahead of print
International Survey on Mechanical Ventilation During Extracorporeal Membrane Oxygenation.
van Minnen O, Jolink FEJ, van den Bergh WM, Droogh JM, Oude Lansink-Hartgring A; Dutch ECLS Study Group.
ASAIO J. 2023 Dec 4. Online ahead of print OPEN ACCESS
Anzai A, Takaki S, Yokoyama N, Kashiwagi S, Yokose M, Goto T.
J Clin Med. 2023 Dec 19;13(1):9 OPEN ACCESS
Laurent GH, Ko TS, Mensah-Brown KG, Mavroudis CD, Jacobwitz M et al.
JTCVS Open. 2023 Aug 13;16:801-809 OPEN ACCESS
Patel K, Dan Y, Kunselman AR, Clark JB, Myers JL, Ündar A.
JTCVS Open. 2023 Sep 9;16:786-800 OPEN ACCESS
Sarkislali K, Kobayashi K, Sarić N, Maeda T, Henmi S et al.
JACC Basic Transl Sci. 2023 Sep 6;8(12):1521-1535 OPEN ACCESS
Xiaoyu Q, Chunai W, Jianjun X, Jie Z, Xiaoting LU et al.
J Tradit Chin Med. 2024 Feb;44(1):1-15 OPEN ACCESS