Tiny Perfusion Letter #633

Tiny Perfusion Letter

This is a tricky one.

You might wanna rehearse this a few times,
before you burst out in karaoke in the pumproom
Would be nice to see some videos on the socials, though... ;-)
#tpl


"Aorta"
(To the tune of "Africa" by Toto)
 
When I turn the pump on, and the light
Can’t see a thing and I am going the need a cell sa-aa-aaver
 
The patient’s in, it’s Friday night
This case will last forever, better call my spouse and chi-i-ii-ildren
 
Heparin is in, we’re on our way
Checking the list to get this patient safe on circula-aa-aation
 
The surgeon turns to me to say
Hurry now, blood’s waiting here for you
 
(Dramatic drumming)
 
It’s gonna take a lot to suck this blood away from you
Suckers all the way up, but it is never enough for you
Bleeding is always behind the aaaaaa-ort-aaaa
Gonna take some Prolene to make this stop so we can cloooo-oooo-ooose (ooh ooh)

(tu-du-du-du-tu-du-tum-tuuuuuhh)
 
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